1-2-1 CONVERSATIONS WITH THE CREW
Hi there, and welcome to the ‘here’s how you can have your own personal conversation with The Crew' page.
Now, I know you’re probably expecting a nice page here to reassure you that you’re in the perfect place. Something to gently guide you into a loving understanding of who you are, and how myself and The Crew are the perfect solution to the problem that you’re bringing.
Well erm… sorry! Insert here the sound of needle being dragged off a turntable that's comfortably playing soothing Gregorian chants or the sound of a rainforest, before skipping into 4nonblondes shouting a perfectly timed angtsy...
"HEY, WHAT’S GOING ON!" *
You see, if you’re looking for something comfy - that's absolutely NOT who The Crew and I are. We, kinda poke around in reality!
So here's a super honest Invitation to work with us page, so you can really get to know us!
Let’s go and play with the 'sales page rules' (that make my all a bit itchy), and do them all a little bit differently, shall we?..
This is going to be fun!
Already know me and The Crew?
CLICK RIGHT HERE to go straight to the 1-2-1 sessions booking form >
WHAT IS IT?
This is a 1-2-1 channeled Conversation with The Crew zoom session, for 60 minutes..
but book yourself 90 minutes in your diary just incase we run deep (and be warned that I'll refuse to stop on the hour when we’re right in the middle of something proper juicy).
Don't know who The Crew are? Click here and I'll get you somewhere you can find out more about them.
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?
I know I'm not supposed to tell you this now, as according to the sales page rules I've got to leave it hanging like an awkward carrot for the rest of the page...
But you're a grown up, and you can be pondering on this as you read the rest of the page. And yes please do read it, even if you can't afford this right now - because maybe you'll come back another time, and if you read on, you'll know me and these sessions a whole lot better.
1 hour 1-2-1 channeled Zoom call with Cat Knott & The Crew : €155 euros (or around £130 /$180 as I'm writing this today)
WHO THIS IS FOR?
It’s for you! Just you, only you, a one off ‘every conversation we have is different conversation', type of conversation
I’m supposed to tell you right here who YOU are - but TBH who am I to tell you that?!
You might be a complete stranger on the internet, or I might know you already as a human, either way it would be weird if I claimed to 'know you', and what you'd like to have a session with The Crew about. You might not even know yourself at this point.
You'll most likely want to talk to the collective consciousness of The Crew and for me to just get out of the way as soon as I can...
Or, you might not - you might want some human Cat Knott, time - to talk about human level stuff too.
You’ll know.
Whatever way works, I’ll be there!
(Yep and that’ll be the new ear worm, shifting ‘Hey What's Going On’ * off the internal playlist, until I just mentioned it again, or maybe 'I'll Be There' * has stuck fast, or maybe now you've shifted to Marvin Gaye * - you see - who am I to tell you this stuff - only you know! PS tell me you're ADHD without telling me you're ADHD if you're smirking here).
THE PROBLEM YOU'RE EXPERIENCING?
Again. No idea.
And to be honest, as per The Crew I’d be remiss in believing I had to even believe you have a 'problem'!
But as this is a sales page it’s here to make me agree with you that you have one, or invent one so that this session becomes the thing that can offer you the solution to.
So f' that.
Basically, If you’re looking for a space that is vast enough to hold whatever you can bring - THIS IS IT!
(Energy healers, channelers, spiritual teachers, intuitives, and those of you who already have your own connection but occasionally want another perspective, because we’re human and sometimes…yep, I’m talking to you too.)
Bring whatever is happening in your life.
Bring your questions.
Bring your I WANT TO SEE MORE!
Bring your wobbles, and your WTFs.
Bring your ohhhhh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck…
Bring your vision.
Bring your ‘is this real?’
Bring the wall you’re up against.
Bring your certainty, with that annoying undercurrent of ‘yeh but…’.
Bring all the reasons why you cannot possibly do whatever 'it' is.
Bring the life you've carefully constructed around the existence of whatever 'it' is.
Bring your frustration.
Bring your fuck offs, your fury, your anger, and your FFSakes. (Although if that’s really where you’re at, you might also want to read about The Purge Room. I think you’ll like it.)
Bring all of that, and The Crew will hold it, witness it, unweave, explode the edges of your belief in it, and say:
What problem?
And your brain will explode!
(not literally)
WHAT WE'LL DO TOGETHER
IN A LOVING WAY... THE CREW ARE NOT HERE TO VALIDATE YOUR BELIEF IN YOUR OWN LIMITATIONS.
They’re outside of all of it.
They have compassion for you being human, but they’ll also unapologetically shift you out of the BS you’ve created in your own reality.
You're no longer the same person as the one who built the beliefs you're navigating by.
The map you have now... it’s done.
So let's mess with the map.
You, me and The Crew. In a conversation. I get out of the way, and you ask your questions and they ask theirs.
They hold you in the powerful vibrational space of before you believed in your own limitations, and then loosen the edges of the reality that became fixed and solid - as that belief got re-agreed to again and again and a’fucking gain.
I can’t tell you what will happen for you - but I can tell you this… it’s a realignment like nothing else you’ve ever experienced before.
WHAT YOU'LL WALK AWAY WITH
Honestly, I can’t promise you a thing - except expansion and acceleration!
(at this point imagine every marketing guru around the world taking a sharp intake of breath, demanding I make a magical promise, and then screaming “I’M MELTING! I’M MELTING!” as they disappear into a slimy puddle of ‘you have to be specific’ goo.)
Every single one of you that says yes to a session, every conversation, every space held, every vibrational shift, every belief unwoven, every fuckery that gets released, is different.
What usually happens is a day or two of strange discombobulation as your edges and vibration fit back together in new and interesting ways.
But after that…
You could find things moving pretty damn rapidly, because when energy patterns get released… well, sh*t… erm, stuff moves.
You might suddenly realise that there are a myriad of other options available to you.
Or you could head off to enjoy exploring 1000 new questions that suddenly might have been allowed to appear in your life.
Maybe the question you arrived with no longer makes any sense at all - and you’ll laugh at yourself for a week.
Or maybe something you knew to be impossible about yourself or life gets shifted to:
“Well actually… maybe…”
Reality gets loosened.
Edges get blurred.
Oh and it is just awesome to talk to the Universe in a real conversation - I mean - how often does that happen?! Really?!
WHY YOU CAN TRUST ME
Well truthfully you shouldn't.
Not automatically.
I’m a 50 something woman saying that I channel a non-physical collective consciousness that you can have a conversation with, and who might well give you a kick up the ass as often as not. I mean, with full transparency - I’m not for everyone.
Don't hand me your authority.
And don’t hand it to The Crew either - in fact don't ever hand it to anyone, ever!
YOU are the authority in your own life.
If it doesn't feel right, don’t do it.
But if you’re still here and you’re starting to feel excitement building, and you’ve got an:
OH that sounds like fun!!!
bubbling away… then trust that
ARE YOU READY?
Sorry. I couldn't resist the cliché.
But this is the invitation page to work with me and The Crew after all…
So if you are ready, here’s the BOOK NOW form at the bottom of the page.
And yay! I’m so freekin excited to speak to you soon!
Booking form
60 minutes · €155
1-2-1 Zoom call with Cat Knott & The Crew
* Celebrating the earworms - Enjoy!
